im-dead-and-i-move:

"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

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9 hours ago 261384 ♥

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9 hours ago 19438 ♥

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

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9 hours ago 126061 ♥

your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it

bzq  (via hefuckin)

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9 hours ago 54996 ♥

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via harryhella)

9 hours ago 243485 ♥

What a fucking nerd

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

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9 hours ago 67675 ♥

comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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(via harryhella)

9 hours ago 15615 ♥

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via pizza)

9 hours ago 124250 ♥

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via legalmexican)

9 hours ago 295410 ♥
sodamnrelatable:

Best face
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

sodamnrelatable:

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

(Source: princeofprocrastination)

9 hours ago 144191 ♥
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